Well we?re currently celebrating a new addition to the family.


Amelia Smith was born on 16th Sept 2009, making Lorraine and I an aunty and an uncle, and Ryan a very proud cousin.


Go here to see more of her.


Who we are

Lorraine - A.K.A. The Chancellor, or Mum

    Likes: Coronation Street, cats and chocolate

    Dis-likes: The general effect chocolate has on her hips, and people sneezing


Giles - A.K.A. Dad, or once called "like a fatter Tom Cruise"

    Likes: Motorbikes, cars & Italian food

    Dis-likes: People putting a "k" at the end of the word "thing", and being hit when he sneezes (see above)


Ryan - A.K.A. Chap, or "Stop that now!"

    Likes: Sweets, TV and doing nothing

    Dis-likes: Homework, washing and doing as he's told

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